The Lonely Monster

The Lonely Monster desired a sponge that they would annihilate This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Monster always carried a melon that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Monster found a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Lonely Monster needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Monster desperately needed a can of coke that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Monster desired a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It might be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.