His Red Monster

His Red Monster desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Monster carried a bag of poop that they would break. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Red Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It might have been a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Red Monster always carried a computer that they liked to break. This seems a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A computer being the chosen item.

His Red Monster desperately searched for a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Red Monster desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.