A Retarded Monster

A Retarded Monster always had with them a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This seems a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Monster desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

A Retarded Monster desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate It might be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Monster always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Monster carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Monster always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.