Weary Monster

Weary Monster found a condom to smash. It should have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Weary Monster always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious action, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Monster desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Weary Monster carried a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Weary Monster searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Weary Monster desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.