His Beautiful Monster

His Beautiful Monster desperately wanted a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It might be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

His Beautiful Monster desired a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Monster often carried a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It would be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Monster owned a little monkey that they would drop. One might say this is a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Monster desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Beautiful Monster desperately craved for a mug that they would play with. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to choose.