Square Monster

Square Monster carried a can of coke that they would hug. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

Square Monster desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Square Monster desperately desired a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Square Monster desperately needed a helmet to share. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Square Monster had a lava lamp that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Square Monster desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.