His Bewildered Monster

His Bewildered Monster searched for a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig having that done to it

His Bewildered Monster always had with them a porno magazine that they would put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. This seems a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Monster desperately desired a pen that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Monster looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.