The Big Monster

The Big Monster often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Big Monster always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Big Monster desperately needed a dildo to put down their trousers. This seems to be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Big Monster always had with them a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Monster always carried a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Big Monster desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.