Boring Monster

Boring Monster desperately looked for a computer that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Monster had a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Boring Monster searched for a painting of a melon that they would worship. It was a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Monster often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Boring Monster owned a wig that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a wig having that done to it

Boring Monster desperately desired a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.