My Scary Monster

My Scary Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they would drop. This could be considered a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Monster craved for a melon to cuddle. It would have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Monster owned a spade that they would occasionally smash. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Scary Monster desperately wanted a crown to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

My Scary Monster desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Monster always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.