Her Bewildered Monster

Her Bewildered Monster craved for a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Monster needed a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

Her Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to drop. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Monster had a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Monster often carried a rubber johnny to worship. It was a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Bewildered Monster always carried a cup that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.