His Brainy Monster

His Brainy Monster had a sponge that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Monster had a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A set square is the item to choose.

His Brainy Monster desired a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A wig is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Monster carried a tomato that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Brainy Monster looked for a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Monster desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.