Depressed Monster

Depressed Monster carried a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper of all things.

Depressed Monster always carried a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Monster looked for a chocolate bar that they would share. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Monster always kept a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Monster wanted a pencil sharpener to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Monster desperately wanted a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.