Her Green Monster

Her Green Monster desperately wanted a stretchman to throw. It is a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A stretchman is the item to select.

Her Green Monster needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Monster had a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It is a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Monster always had with them a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Her Green Monster desired a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.