A Crazy Monster

A Crazy Monster owned a cheese grater that they would often throw. It was an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Monster often carried a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

A Crazy Monster carried a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Monster always had with them a CD player that they liked to drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Crazy Monster searched for a custard pie to smash. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.