Their Energetic Monster

Their Energetic Monster searched for a set square to annihilate One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Energetic Monster needed a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Their Energetic Monster needed a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Energetic Monster always carried a vibrator that they would often smash. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Energetic Monster desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Their Energetic Monster needed a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.