Famous Monster

Famous Monster desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item selected.

Famous Monster desired a teapot to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Monster wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a strange operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge being the item selected.

Famous Monster desperately wanted a lava lamp to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Famous Monster desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Famous Monster carried a dildo that they would often sleep with. This seems a strange activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. A dildo being the chosen item.