Their Crypting Monster

Their Crypting Monster searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Monster desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

Their Crypting Monster owned a cup that they sometimes play with. It should have been a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Monster desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Their Crypting Monster found a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Monster found a bottle of beer that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.