Their Careful Monster

Their Careful Monster often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Their Careful Monster searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Their Careful Monster desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Monster desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Their Careful Monster always carried a CD player that they would put up their bum. This is certainly an odd idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player of all things.

Their Careful Monster had a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.