His Adventurous Monster
His Adventurous Monster always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It might be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.
His Adventurous Monster desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be exciting. A dildo was the item that was chosen.
His Adventurous Monster desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.
His Adventurous Monster desperately searched for a cheese grater to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be stunning. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.
His Adventurous Monster needed a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. This seems an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.
His Adventurous Monster wanted a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.
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