His Eccentric Monster

His Eccentric Monster wanted a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

His Eccentric Monster carried a spade to play with. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Monster looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Monster always kept a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Monster carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Eccentric Monster desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.