His Red Nerd

His Red Nerd desperately searched for a chocolate bar to play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Red Nerd found a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Nerd looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Nerd owned a bag of poop that they would often hug. This seems to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Red Nerd carried a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Red Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they would share. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.