The Gentle Nerd

The Gentle Nerd always carried a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It is a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Nerd found a bat that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd had a dildo that they would smash. This is certainly a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd desperately needed a computer that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Nerd wanted a crown that they liked to smash. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.