Boring Nerd

Boring Nerd looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater having that done to it

Boring Nerd owned a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Nerd desperately looked for a big sponge to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Boring Nerd desired a cucumber that they would often drop. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Nerd looked for a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

Boring Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.