The Funny Nerd

The Funny Nerd always had with them a CD player to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be simply life. A CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Nerd desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Funny Nerd desperately needed a condom that they would worship. This is certainly an odd idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom having that done to it

The Funny Nerd desperately needed a custard pie to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Nerd desired a bag of poop that they would break. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Nerd desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to worship. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.