Their Naughty Nerd

Their Naughty Nerd found a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Naughty Nerd desired a sword to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

Their Naughty Nerd had a custard pie to play with. It is an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.

Their Naughty Nerd carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Naughty Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Naughty Nerd found a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.