The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Nerd always had with them a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Cheerful Nerd wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Nerd needed a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A melon was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Nerd had a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.