Crypting Nerd

Crypting Nerd wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

Crypting Nerd desired a can of Tango that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Crypting Nerd always kept a painting of a melon that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Crypting Nerd desired a bottle of coke to smash. It was considered to be a new operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Crypting Nerd desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Nerd craved for a stretchman that they sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.