My Red Nerd

My Red Nerd found a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Red Nerd owned a stapler to put on his head. One might say this is an odd idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Red Nerd found a sponge to put on his head. It would be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

My Red Nerd often carried a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Red Nerd craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Red Nerd found a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.