The Gentle Nerd

The Gentle Nerd desperately craved for a spade that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Nerd always kept a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a funny idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd searched for a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Gentle Nerd desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Gentle Nerd always carried a wig that they would experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd often carried a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.