My Bewildered Nerd

My Bewildered Nerd always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. It was a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

My Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Nerd owned a dildo that they would often share. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Nerd had a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It is an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.

My Bewildered Nerd desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.