The Magical Nerd

The Magical Nerd always had with them a bag of poop to share. This seems a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Magical Nerd always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Magical Nerd desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Nerd desperately wanted a wig that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was exciting. A wig was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Nerd always had with them a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.