Retarded Nerd

Retarded Nerd desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Retarded Nerd looked for a condom that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. A condom is the item to select.

Retarded Nerd owned a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

Retarded Nerd always carried a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

Retarded Nerd carried a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Retarded Nerd carried a set square that they would often break. This seems to be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.