The Weary Nerd

The Weary Nerd wanted a pen that they sometimes worship. It would be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Nerd desperately needed a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be fun. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Nerd desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Weary Nerd carried a vibrator that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Weary Nerd looked for a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen thing.