The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd often carried a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug is the item to choose.

The Horny Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Nerd found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Horny Nerd found a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd needed a ball that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.