Square Nerd

Square Nerd had a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Square Nerd desperately desired a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Square Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Square Nerd found a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It is a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Square Nerd desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. It is an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Square Nerd often carried a chocolate bar that they would share. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.