Red Nerd

Red Nerd owned a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Red Nerd desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Red Nerd craved for a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Red Nerd owned a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Red Nerd carried a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

Red Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.