A Orange Nerd

A Orange Nerd always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Nerd owned a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Orange Nerd craved for a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

A Orange Nerd owned a hat that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A hat being the item opted for.

A Orange Nerd often carried a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

A Orange Nerd desperately craved for a teapot that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.