My Grumpy Nerd

My Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Nerd had a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Nerd desired a piece of paper that they would break. It should be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

My Grumpy Nerd carried a bat that they would sometimes drop. It should be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. A bat is the item to select.

My Grumpy Nerd searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Nerd searched for a teapot to rub on his belly. It was a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.