The Gentle Nerd

The Gentle Nerd desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would hug. It should be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd searched for a sponge that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd carried a cheese grater to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie of all things.