His Little Nerd

His Little Nerd owned a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

His Little Nerd always had with them a dildo to worship. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Little Nerd often carried a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. A can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Little Nerd searched for a bag of flour to smash. One might say this is an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Little Nerd always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

His Little Nerd craved for a cup that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.