Her Square Nerd

Her Square Nerd had a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Square Nerd looked for a condom that they would share. It is a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Her Square Nerd craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Square Nerd carried a computer that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Square Nerd wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was breathtaking. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

Her Square Nerd always carried a teapot that they liked to smash. It might have been a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.