His Talented Nerd

His Talented Nerd found a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Talented Nerd wanted a pen that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

His Talented Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It might be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Nerd wanted a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Talented Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

His Talented Nerd found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.