My Depressed Nerd

My Depressed Nerd often carried a cup that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Nerd desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Nerd owned a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Depressed Nerd desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Nerd desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Nerd desired a sword that they would occasionally play with. It is a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A sword having that done to it