Lovely Nerd

Lovely Nerd had a wig that they would often smash. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Lovely Nerd desired a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It should be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Lovely Nerd always had with them a can of Tango to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Lovely Nerd carried a hat that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Lovely Nerd desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally worship. It is an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Lovely Nerd always carried a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It is a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.