My Special Nerd

My Special Nerd always kept a CD player that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Special Nerd found a bottle of beer to worship. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Special Nerd carried a helmet that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Special Nerd wanted a spade that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

My Special Nerd looked for a CD player to experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Nerd craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.