My Stupid Nerd

My Stupid Nerd carried a computer that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.

My Stupid Nerd always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

My Stupid Nerd desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would demolish. It might be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Nerd had a bat to eat. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

My Stupid Nerd always had with them a can of Tango that they would often worship. It might have been an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Nerd desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. It is a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.