A Gentle Nerd

A Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It should have been a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they would hug. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

A Gentle Nerd always kept a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Nerd carried a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

A Gentle Nerd always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Gentle Nerd desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.