His Green Nerd

His Green Nerd owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Green Nerd desired a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Green Nerd needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Green Nerd wanted a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Green Nerd carried a condom that they liked to annihilate It was a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Nerd desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.