The Handsome Nerd

The Handsome Nerd desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A bag of flour being the item selected.

The Handsome Nerd always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Nerd always carried a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

The Handsome Nerd desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Nerd desperately looked for a tomato to play with. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Nerd always had with them a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square of all things.